a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.
Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”
Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”
Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”
by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020
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1. The "Dangerous" Token White Friend: If the black men are what the news media may refer to as a "thug", than the token white guy in this group is often times one of, if not the, most dangerous people in that group. This token white guy is allowed because he has proved himself, and you have no idea what he had to do to earn their respect, but it's probably something crazy. Note: If you ever hear this type of token white friend say the N word, hard r, and none of the black guys seem to be offended, he is 100% "for real". Be cautious
2. The "White" Token White Friend: Similar to how the traditional token black guy in a group of white friends brings stuff from black culture (dancing, talking to girls, better weed), the "white" token white friend is simply that; white. Often used for their vehicle, parent's house to party, or there to talk to the cops. May be called "this nigga" when getting roasted but will never have actual N word privilege.
3: "The Quarterback": This token white friend is generally seen among the black jock populace and is typically referred to as "the quarterback", opposed to the black man's "wide receivers". Often found close due to sport affiliation, these token white friends do not assimilate within black culture, but instead peacefully co-exist while both sides maintain uniqueness. Friendship formed around common interests such as football and partying together. The love is there, but the line is stated.
1. The "Dangerous" Token White Friend: If the black men are what the news media may refer to as a "thug", than the token white guy in this group is often times one of, if not the, most dangerous people in that group. This token white guy is allowed because he has proved himself, and you have no idea what he had to do to earn their respect, but it's probably something crazy. Note: If you ever hear this type of token white friend say the N word, hard r, and none of the black guys seem to be offended, he is 100% "for real". Be cautious
2. The "White" Token White Friend: Similar to how the traditional token black guy in a group of white friends brings stuff from black culture (dancing, talking to girls, better weed), the "white" token white friend is simply that; white. Often used for their vehicle, parent's house to party, or there to talk to the cops. May be called "this nigga" when getting roasted but will never have actual N word privilege.
3: "The Quarterback": This token white friend is generally seen among the black jock populace and is typically referred to as "the quarterback", opposed to the black man's "wide receivers". Often found close due to sport affiliation, these token white friends do not assimilate within black culture, but instead peacefully co-exist while both sides maintain uniqueness. Friendship formed around common interests such as football and partying together. The love is there, but the line is stated.
Types of Token White Guys
Type One: Damn, that russian dude Maxiov is tight with those black guys. I heard he's connected to the mob.
Type two: Lol, there goes Maximillian trying to hang out with Jerome and Lamarcus. I hear they just use him cause he has a pool.
Type Three: Wow, Max just threw a hell of a pass to Daquan for that touchdown. Loved how they chest bumped. I bet they'll try and bang the cheerleaders together after the game
Type One: Damn, that russian dude Maxiov is tight with those black guys. I heard he's connected to the mob.
Type two: Lol, there goes Maximillian trying to hang out with Jerome and Lamarcus. I hear they just use him cause he has a pool.
Type Three: Wow, Max just threw a hell of a pass to Daquan for that touchdown. Loved how they chest bumped. I bet they'll try and bang the cheerleaders together after the game
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1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way
1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way
"We started a lemonade stand and the people from out future took it over"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"
by boshi January 27, 2005
Get the ney took er derbs mug.A term used for when someone takes a joke that was previously funny, "too far," to the point where it's no longer funny and/or awkward.
Can be used as an alternative for "killed it"
Can be used as an alternative for "killed it"
1. You: Getting hit in the knees turns you gay guys!
Quinn : So you must've been pulverized by a hammer! Lolz
You: ...Took it too far.
2. You: Yo Neil Patrick Harris is gay!!
Quinn: With his mom?
You: Took it too far.
Quinn : So you must've been pulverized by a hammer! Lolz
You: ...Took it too far.
2. You: Yo Neil Patrick Harris is gay!!
Quinn: With his mom?
You: Took it too far.
by I Rather Not Be You October 4, 2009
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To smoke marijuana, mary jane. To get blazed. It doesn't matter who you're with, where you do it or how much you're smoking as long as you're happy.
by Madison_Bitch April 27, 2007
Get the toke up mug.A person that consumes cannabis late at night. Usually someone who doesn't want to get caught by others, most likely parents. These people will sometimes invest in a vaporizer, for more stealth toking.
Cole's parents seen the movie Reefer Madness so to avoid any backlash from his parents about his consumption of marijuana, he invested in a vape and switched to only smoking at night time when they were asleep. Thanks to this switch, he no longer gets lectured about the 'dangers' of this harmless herb. He is now considered a Midnight Toker.
by MidnightTokingAllNightLong December 6, 2011
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