Toilet slut

Somone who either by choice or force takes possession of or consumes the shit or piss (preferably both) of another, whether it be down their throat, up their ass, or in their vagina usually done as an act of degradation. The person usually ends up enjoying the act.
Did you hear about what happened to Alex last night? He was a total toilet slut, the bitch loved it.
by Utter_garbage December 25, 2018
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Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.
Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
by Russell H October 03, 2009
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Toilet Epiphany

When you're sitting on the toilet and have an "ah-ha!" moment.
I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".
by bluelinebrotha December 14, 2009
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toilet makeup

Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.
Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.
by Michael Thomas... September 09, 2009
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toilet geeb

The act of pulling a geeb out of a toilet bowl Or for the people who don't know the word Geeb it's

When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet
"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"

" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂
by Geebfest2017 September 29, 2017
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Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping
"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"
by ROBOTo June 28, 2007
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