toilet makeup

Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.

Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.

by Michael Thomas... September 9, 2009

Toilet Reaper

Someone who distroys the toilet beyond repair.

Andrew Baxley is an absolute toilet Reaper.

by Dean of corral September 6, 2020

Nuking a toilet

Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it

Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

Toilet Gator

An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.

I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.

by The Pirate of Pissants September 24, 2005

Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

by SDoodle June 27, 2016

toilet geeb

The act of pulling a geeb out of a toilet bowl Or for the people who don't know the word Geeb it's

When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet

"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"

" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂

by Geebfest2017 September 28, 2017

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007