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my friend almost suffocated because he couldn't stop to breathe while stuffing his mouth full of the shit. cinnamon toast crunch may even be considered better than sex. maybe...
by Mitchapalooza September 28, 2005
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by unidyne November 25, 2003
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by DizzyFizzy July 16, 2015
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Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
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1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."
2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.
2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.
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