Sam

She is a caring best friend when you first become best friends your closer then conjoined sisters later on in your friend ship you guys get separated from each other but you realize you guys are made foe each other. sam's best friend is the most jealous person she will get mad at anybody who looks at sam wrong sam has brown bootyfull hair and is tall. Sam loves to draw and loves her dogs more than herself. She is smart but wont say it. Although she doesnt gloat on her achievements she has accomplished a best friend art and love for being yourself. She is amazing and nobody can tell you different. She is so funny and is a committed to being my crying shoulder. And im there for her but that doesnt matter because if im being honest she really is amazing.

She is Rossi's best friend oh you must be talking about sam

by Deviles_angel August 2, 2020

Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.

Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face

by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019

Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive

Oh yeah that’s guys a sam

by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023

Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.

Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.

by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020

Sam

The type of person a nigga will simp for for a straight year

Man that nigga has been dumping for sam for months MONTHS

by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020

Sam

He very annoying, funny, and crazy. Very easy to hate along with but hates you if he doesn't know you. Her can be sensitive but other than that he can easily be depressed and doesn't that you broke your elbow.

"Did you hear that Sam burnt down a Burger King and afterwards cried to an episode of Breaking Bad."

by RickAres415 June 7, 2016

Sam

A man with an enormous penis. His penis is so enormous he could be a porn star on pornhub premium. He also has a huge load. Sam can give any woman an orgasm. He connects on an emotional level with any girl that he wants to. You could call Sam a pimp. He is the most amazing, sweet person ever. He is also fucking hot. Sam has huge abs and he gets all the girls. Although he gets all the girls, he chooses the one that will make him happiest. Sam is the most loyal friend you could have. He wouldn't leave you in the dust even if you just didn't have a rain coat. You want some to be your husband, boyfriend, or friend. Sam originates from the torah from the name Samuel meaning "son of god".
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.

Fred: "Wow look at that man with a giant penis. He must get all the girls. He also looks really nice."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."

by DaddyLongLegs69 December 5, 2016