deep tissue tickle

when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions

when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted

by rain man #1 August 22, 2009

vinager tits

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted

See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.

YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...

by YAWA July 6, 2018

Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"

by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008

tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.

A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."

by John Doe the third November 15, 2013

Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

by maxiepie1280192 March 31, 2009

Arabian Tissue

Cumming in a tissue and placing it back in the box for someone to put on their face so they look like Jasmine from Aladdin

My grand father came over for dinner last night and I gave the worst arabian tissue and then he came twice

by B-Ball Fro November 6, 2011