thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.

"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "

by PorkyPie April 10, 2024

Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.

The Thames River Monster got my $20 again

by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024

Thambi

A person in a friend group who has a Bestiality kink. They most often try to joke about others having sex with animals within a peer group to normalize their kink.

That guy is a real thambi

by UpsideDownBatMan January 2, 2025

tchamp

very handsome, 6' 2, fast, plays basketball, a person that brightens every room up when they enter whether it be in person or online, gets the most girls

I knew my girl would fold when we ran into tchamp at the store

by kingriq5 December 11, 2025

alissa thames

someone who is very lame, usually thinks they know everything, and doesn't know Japanese. But she loves chocolate fountains and cotton candy in all she likes food and is sometimes nice to her friends. Her best friend is named Sam

alissa thames got chocolate all over her face

by imcoool12 January 2, 2012

West Thames

A shit hole filled with crappy expensive food, where everyone thinks amazing when really they're just assholes

"I go to West Thames College and I 'love' it there"

by A.Student September 20, 2018

Padmanabhan Thampy aka Pappu

Some self righteous pig. So charming he could mind boggle you into another dimension. Equally handsome and arrogant. Gets away with everything with that mouth of his.

Yeah, that's so like Padmanabhan Thampy aka Pappu. More words no deeds

by SmellyP July 19, 2020