Thirsty Turtle 

Your partner is thirsty and you have a turtle head poking out. You shit in her mouth but she's still thirsty so she goes around to the front to blow you (with shit still in her mouth) until you have fully satisfied her thirst.

v. I had to shit so the she gave me a thirsty turtle.

n. Bobby's stripper was one thirsty turtle!

Thirsty Turtle by BMF-Bobby September 26, 2008

thirsty jersday 

a combination of thirsty thursday and jersday. when you and your friends get drunk and watch jersey shore together.

Yo grab some nattys bro it's thirsty jersday!

thirsty jersday by cramexxx February 22, 2011

thirsty for her 

Saying you really want to get her attention , or you are lusting or craving her

Staring at a girl for ages - man u r thirsty for her , just ask her out already!

thirsty for her by le swag May 14, 2015

Thirsty curtain

When a boy pretends to fall to look under a girls skirt

Uo bro u go thirsty curtain thAt hoe

Thirsty curtain by Herspray September 15, 2015

Thirsty Beaver 

When a woman is aroused and fails to produce the necessary love lubricant.

I needed a full bottle of lube to work with that thirsty beaver.

Thirsty Beaver by manoman044321 October 1, 2016

thirsty minx 

Sex crazed mammal that uses charm to achieve gratification

David expresses his emotions through sexual innuendo, he is such a thirsty minx!

thirsty minx by Snakesss68 December 22, 2017

thirsty thursdays 

the act of having the angriest rabbit sex ever on your brothers bed.

wow we gotta participate in thirsty Thursdays more often.

thirsty thursdays by shankler June 4, 2007