stuffed shirt

Outdated UK English slang for over-conventional and maybe pompous/old fashioned man
More modern equivalent = old fart.

He's a real stuffed shirt

by DJ February 25, 2004

fractal shirt

An infinitely wrinkled shirt. Often seen on IT staff who wear a single shirt for days on end, wrinkling if in the process of sleeping in their chairs, under their desks, on the corporate couch, etc.

I pressed the doorbell, and this techie in a fractal shirt and 5 days' worth of beard opened the door, groggily.

by Wohali September 23, 2005

shirt turnips

Breasts. Delicious breasts.

Damn, that chick has some killer shirt turnips!

by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005

T Shirt

a T Shirt is about 1.7-1.8 grams of cocaine.

"ay homeboi u got that T Shirt on deck"

by Skizz-Nutt October 4, 2005

Shirt Shot

The act of looking down a girl's shirt.

"Duuude, did you get a shirt shot on that chick?"

"Mann, I soooo did, her tits are huge!"

by Cat Food October 20, 2009

bitch shirt

A bitch shirt is a sports jersey which has a player's name on it that is worn by a fan, the implication being that this makes the fan the player's "prison bitch."

"That dumbass paid $300 for a Kevin Garnett Timberwolves bitch shirt, and two days later KG gets traded to the Celtics."

by Steven Stwalley December 20, 2008

Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.

Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.

by azuremint September 2, 2010