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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Yizz Lid

The act of putting semen in a circular fashion around a toilet seat.
1. Bro, Aaron is being such a jerk, I think I might secretly give him a Yizz Lid
2. EW I was about to sit down to poop when I noticed someone gave me a Yizz Lid!
by SmallChickenBoy July 13, 2017
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LID

Stands for Long Island D**chebag, a subset of people born and raised on long Island NY.
Male 1 wearing upside down sunglasses on the back of his head: Hey Bro! We out to the Boardy Barn this weekend?

Male 2 wearing a Vineyard Vine t-shirt: yeah dude, we can take my wrangler with the top off and throw the flag up!

These people would be classified as LIDs
by Bored out my mind August 8, 2019
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Lid

straight up truth, when someone says something you fr agree with so now you gotta say lid, it’s the new slang
“That grass is green” “LID WITH A STRAW
by Angeldedo August 24, 2020
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LID

Acronym for Long Island Douchebag or Long Island Dickhead. they're usually decked out in Under Armour, tactical gear and hunting shoes or jogging sneakers.
Joey: Hey bro what's up with that kid BJ always saying some dumb shit?

Andrew: He's from Nassau or Suffolk, so don't be surprised.

Joey: Ahhhh, he's a LID. That explains everything now.
by Billy718 July 20, 2017
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Flip My Lid

"Dude, I can't wait to Flip My Lid to some Jams tonight"
by Mysticjigsaw97 September 14, 2021
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Lid

when someones capping way too damn hard, like way too hard
"yo i just bought the whole apple company" jax said
"thats lid as shit" eric responded
by Q.starstorm April 18, 2021
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