Bus Paranoia

Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on

a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.

o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.

by msb wolves August 29, 2010

Bus Butt

When you ride on public transportation and the seat of your pants gets covered in other dirty bus riders germs.

"Don't sit on my bed, you got mad Bus Butt right now"

by Trashcanshelly February 28, 2015

ghost bus

A bus that is reported by a GPS-based information system (such as NextBus) that does not physically exist. This can be caused by the operator not logging out a bus that is going out of service. (For the opposite situation, see stealth bus.)

"No. 7 bus in 33 minutes? Shit! Wait, now it says 2 minutes.
(2 minutes later). Hey, no bus! Must have been a ghost bus."

by Urban_observer January 4, 2012

Sucks to BU

A pun on "sucks to be you." In this form, it refers to those unfortunate souls who attend Boston University. Often heard at hockey games.

BU student: We just lost to 5-0 to Boston College. Our season is over.

BC student: Sucks to BU.

by facts only April 25, 2006

band bus

the band bus is the best means of transportation for band kids. the band bus takes the band kids to band events. many things happen on the band bus such as: band orgy, a game of truth or dare, reading sex tips out of a magazine, and changing into the lovely band uniforms.

"What did you do on the band bus?"

"Oh... you know"

by intofaith June 27, 2005

care bus

When someone is telling you useless information. Something that you dont find interesting,lacks purpose, or that you simply dont care about, & your response is "care bus" or " there goes the care bus .. and no one was on it". showing that you dont care & that they may be better off just shutting their mouth. Also can be used with sarcasm, or when someone is complaining and you dont have sympathy for them.

Rachel-"Heyy, last night I had chicken for dinner but my mom burnt it, so it was gross!!"

Karissa- ".. Care bus.."

Rachel-" Shutup, lol"

*Karissa walks away*

by Xxblondiie3 December 16, 2007

The Lame Bus

A phrase suggesting that two or more people are discussing an unappealing or weird topic in conversation.

The lame bus just pulled into our kitchen.

I was sitting in my room and the lame bus decided to pull in.

by Nick Hooker February 17, 2009