Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

Bryan Connerty

the hottest prosecuting attorney to ever walk the face of the Earth

“Have you seen Bryan Connerty… i want him in me”

by bryan simp April 22, 2022

Bryan Griffith

Bryan Griffith is regarded as the greatest person to ever live.

Everything he says is correct and can never be argued against.

He is very attractive and all women want his D.

One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.

From Genesis:

"And God created Bryan Griffith. And it was good. I mean really good. Like Jesus good."

by griffmania June 17, 2009

Luke Bryan

A guy in lady jeans, singing about "country girls"

Pathetic excuse for country music. Try Waylon Jennings or Merle Haggard

1: Hey, hoss, who's that guy in the sparkly lady jeans?
2: I think they call him Luke Bryan.

by computercat682 September 24, 2015

Bryan Beadle

It is what you call a person who is just a joke.
A GIANT douche bag.

Oh, and a druggie.
So Call all your retarded douche bag friends Bryan Beadle.

Dude, I am feeling like a Beadle...nah not a bug, a fucking douche bag like a BRYAN BEADLE

by FYBB123 October 25, 2010

bryan mraz

A famous person who sucks at everything. But enjoys sucking Dicks and get the white dragon done to him

Bryan mraz is a f*ck up

by Hows1your1day September 3, 2016

Bryan Gill

Being sweet at heart, caring as they can be, a heart of gold is only the beginning to this wonderful human being. The impact he has in others lives is unimaginable, doing homework for others, staying up late to talk and help with problems, he's there instantaneously when you need a shoulder to cry on and has the best hugs.... Also he loves and respects his friends more then any person I've ever met he'd die for them on and off the sports field, and I mean this truly from the bottom of the heart, any lady deserves him. You need a smile and cute face, go to Langley BC Canada and ask for Bryan, they'll know who you mean.

"Hey did you hear?"

"No, what!?"

"I'm bestfriends with Bryan Gill!"

"Join the club, he is the best!"

by Dreamer157 January 7, 2013