Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts & undies and you spank that person with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We Broom Boom’d that nerd so hard! We could count at least 30 bristles on his red ass.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Triggers Broom

An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles

I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now

by Mister Mango Man September 19, 2023

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016

fruit of the broom

A homosexual man that likes to sweep.

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."

by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022

The Broom

A Brititsh slang term for a shotgun

Roy, hand me the broom, I need to crop this man out of existence.

by Colonel Banoffee November 29, 2021