cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.

"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever

by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021

cold press

The room under stairs

Get the jacket out of the cold press.

by leon mails March 21, 2019

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car

Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop

by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023

press fuck

To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.

Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.

by Redraven88 March 8, 2017