Mustard Pocket

A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.

Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.

by WiscoMa July 15, 2019

mustard on a knife

When u shit on ur cat

Shaquille o’Neal: oh damn I done shitted on my cat again.
Kobe Bryant (from heaven rip homie): damn that be the mustard on a knife my dude

by TheReturnOfSusFather October 13, 2020

Mustard Lamborghini

A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.

(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"

(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."

Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.

Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."

by Zom13 July 24, 2016

Mustard Doggin’

When a guys penis is in a girl and she pees all over his penis.

Sophie I just went Mustard Doggin’ today !

by Heybhabie April 18, 2020

Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019

mustard shart

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.

That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.

by Bigg Body October 3, 2018

Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021