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milkshake gatekeeper

One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook
“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”

—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am

Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper
by Tims friend March 5, 2019
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dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.
by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015
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Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.
Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!
by BoggleDog April 5, 2023
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milkshake cock

When a cock has white and pick veins and has vanilla flavored cum. Also the name of a horse. Horse cock.
Girl 1: “My man has such a milkshake cock”
Girl 2: “Can I have a sip?”
by Moxie2021 March 5, 2021
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Milkshake Powder

Milkshake Powder.....Powdered Drugs
Basically
Guy1 : Fancy Some Milkshake Powder Tonight?

Guy2 : Yeah Sure
by annoymous 45677 January 29, 2009
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Hot Milkshake

When a fart releases a combination of semen and lube
Just farted and some hot milkshake came along with it
by Frootz January 8, 2017
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Bellingham milkshake

sucking on an engourged breast of a pregnant woman whilst receiving manual ejaculation with the pregnant womans hands.
Me and the wife had to stop bedore a movie and I got a Bellingham milkshake.
by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016
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