Mole Straep

A phrase from the infamously bad Warriors fanfiction, Starkit’s Prophecy. It is believed to be more or less synonymous with molest.

'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?"

by Sleep Deprivation June 20, 2018

mole slave

a man and or women who is honorably addicted to smoking mole bowls; a mixture of pot and tobacco smoked out a water pipe.

"dales been smoking pot and red river tobacco out his bong for 26 years, what a mole slave!"

by slave boyy May 17, 2014

Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself

Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole

by JP_2KX December 4, 2011

mole kick

To kick a douche bag in the shins.

A guy at Suede in Tulsa told Julia she looked like his mom from behind, so she mole kicked him.

by Pcarney September 4, 2007

wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

Moles For Life

A mantra for a select group, a mafia rather where the lifestyle consists of moles, brews, and chach for days. Only a select few can rep Moles For Life and it’s an honor to do so.

Yo who the fuck spray-painted Moles For Life

by Planthead Απ May 2, 2022

Mud Moling

Going Mud Moling means performing anal. To Mud Mole is to insert oneself inside the anus of a coworker or dear friend or mistress. A mud mole could be the aftermath of your penis after going mud moling. Mud moling should be an Olympic sport.

"Bro I mud moled your sister last night. It was all her idea to go mud moling. Turns out it wasn't her first time."

Drake the Snake

by Natef Warrior January 25, 2021