A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.
Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."
Sandy: "What a whore"
Sandy: "What a whore"
by Dre the Director December 20, 2008
Get the reverse jiffy lubemug. The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.
Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011
Get the apple lube podmug. Yo I’m lubing the O-ring
by GainzNTrockz May 28, 2020
Get the Lubing the O-ringmug. Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.
Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew
by thatsreallynotme February 27, 2020
Get the Poor Man's Lubemug. When morning penetration is effortless due to the slather of lube that has remained in one or more orifices since the night before.
I was supposed to be preparing for my job in the morning, but it was way too easy to just roll onto my side and slide into the lubed up leftovers from last night.
by Scruffy Judson November 7, 2019
Get the Lubed Up Leftoversmug. using applesauce to lube up da painstick!
next time you eat her out you will get 4 grams of sugar too to keep you going for hours and hours! It is delicious and nutricious!
next time you eat her out you will get 4 grams of sugar too to keep you going for hours and hours! It is delicious and nutricious!
by Mike Forskin September 1, 2010
Get the nube lubemug. by Gay ass faggot nipples pussy February 12, 2018
Get the lube launchermug.