brian grant

The act of getting 18 million a year for nothing.

Brian Grant's NBA contract is similar to getting Child Support checks from Bill Gates.

by Kered October 1, 2006

Grant's Girlfriend

A phrase used for any moderately unattractive to unattractive girl who goes out of her way to rudely interrupt conversations and make awkward confrontations. Also typically dates a pretentious idiot who claims to have committed crimes he never committed (ex. stealing a "stupid" car, smoking pot).

Wow that girl is so unattractive and obnoxious that she must be Grant's Girlfriend.

by aguyperson December 28, 2011

Mr. grant

A gay pervert who sucked a big dick and hates kids

Mr. grant sucks.

by Goku is cool March 16, 2017

derek grant

Derek Grant grew up in Detroit and now resides in Chicago.He was born on April 24, 1977. Derek is also a vegan and is lactose intolerant.Derek has played in bands such as: The Suicide Machines, The Vandals, Gyga, The Telegraph, Thoughts of Ionesco, Remainder and is now with the Alkaline Trio. finally,Derek is extremely fucking hot, besides the fact that he is an incredible drummer for one of the greatest bands EVER! Alkaline Trio

some guy: Holy Crap! did that girl just pass out?

some girl: Yeah, she just met derek grant.

some guy: Wow, he must be hot!

some girl: Yes he is my friend, yes he is.

by mattskiba'sgirl June 12, 2005

daddy grant

daddy grant was originally a drama lecturer who perved on students. he gave all the boys he fancied top marks and you can now use the term for a really annoying man who tries to annoy you or others or if you are a boy, a man who eyes you up and then falls off his bike and blacks his eye.

"that man in the trenchcoat is a right old daddy grant"
"that daddy grant just exposed himself to me on the bus"

by an anti jazz-hander November 1, 2004

grant girls

usually outgoing girls that like to kiss eachother and grind on eachother at parties. wild, loud, annoying, sexy, hot.
"did you see those grant girls at that party last night!?"
"man i want to be just like those grant girls"

antonyms- franklin girls, quiet, shy, prude, preppy

jenny, you were like "grant girls" in bed last night.. i loved it

by shaquitaoneilshalikabadsdavis August 3, 2010

Grant-time

grahnt-tahym noun: the act of masturbation.

He refused to open the door during Grant-time.

by American University December 21, 2008