Unknown Creature

I’m typing this here… this thing is a white creature it seems to be focussed on anyone who has the cartridge of the first TaC beta for Nintendo 64 it’s strange… I hope my mom is ok whatever you do DO NOT leave the house if you hear a familiar voice first check if it’s human before answering I am currently alone in my office this thing has been dormant for a while

We have not used it in a sentence once this is being written in 1995 this unknown creature is not possible to get a picture of it, it’s a white creature that stares into windows and use TVs please be alert

by Arthur1960 December 15, 2024

Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:

Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024

Freak of creature

The Ultimate Vio.

Look at you you freak of creature downie mess

by rhysrichardsonfanaccount03 September 14, 2021

The Cursed Creature

In the game minecraft, in hardcore mode it is hard mode but if you die you lost your world, and an elytra is a pair of wings that let you fly, So, A "Cursed Creature" is what a minecraft youtuber becomes when they eventually beat hardcore, they just fly around behind their elytra machines for the rest of the series until they die, they just fly around, building machines.

xX_s1a1in_Xx: you remember dantdm? when we started his hardcore series?
xX_h1tl3r_Xx: Yeah, he's the living example of The Cursed Creature now
xX_s1a1in_Xx: I just have to agree.

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx January 1, 2021

Creature of the night

A creature of the night is a person that is REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS. When you come across them, whether it be online or in person, you will have an intense reaction displaying your disgust that is uncontrollable, like a reflex. Creatures of the night are easily identifiable because they’re often very lonely, and desperate to get their hands on another human being for love and affection. Please avoid them at all cost for your own well-being.

Bro, Brooklyn is a fucking creature of the night, if you wanna smash use a paper bag.

by Frivoloustic October 26, 2019

cold creature

A lying cheating ass bitch

She cheated on me and tried to lie her way back into my life, she’s a cold creature

by Lorslick May 31, 2024

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2013