Clock Spider

Clockspider and all who worshipped him shall be smote by Limecat.

LUE- I make blank topics there.

by GraphicAngel February 20, 2004

Strawberry Clock

King of the Newgrounds Portal

Strawberry Clock is king of the Newgrounds Portal

by ClockCrewFan September 22, 2003

Clock springs

the pubic hairs visible petruding the panty lining when a woman parts her legs wearing a dress or skirt for the titillation of young virile men

fuck me look at the clock springs showing there - she need a quim trim

by toynostalgiaman January 6, 2006

clocked life

Someone who thinks they have made it (or they literally have), feeling on top of the world. Clocked the game of life.

Chris clocked life, he got so wasted last night and didn't give a fuck about anyone apart from his best friends. He has everything anyone could dream of.

by ChrisClocksLife May 11, 2014

alarm clock

A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.

My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.

by spel itt rite September 19, 2006

beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

death clock

The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

I figured out when I will die on a death clock.

by LostInLife September 27, 2005