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Tes Sa G

Tessa, lovers, fighters not the best of friends, but my best friend.

The first one that I think about when the world crashes down and the first one whose smile I want to see when we’re winning at life. The one that I’d want by my side during a zombie apocalypse.

Sum up Tes Sa in a few words…

A shrewd judge of character.

A simple woman with a beautiful mind.

A loyal friend and partner.

A hard exterior but a softer interior.
Honest.

Easy to love and hard to forget.

Loves to absorb new interests.

Funny and quirky.
A pain in the ass.

Big nose.

I’m a lucky man to have a Tes Sa in my life ❤️
‘Tes Sa G will smell you before she sees you, won’t she?’
by peteteds June 21, 2023
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Te mueves tú, se mueven todos

A really queer song about drinking diabetes juice made by Coca Cola corporation, targeting vulnerable Mexicans and Latinos
Extremely Gay Twink: Te mueves tú, se mueven todos

Me: Fruity!!!!!!
by Accidental Arsonist March 20, 2023
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Te

Subject pronoun. Used instead of He or She when referencing a single individual when you don't know their gender. The possessive adjectives are Ter and Ters.
Te went down the street. Last time I saw ter, ter was in the store.
by paav21 November 4, 2023
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Silovacu te

Wife: I bought myself a new bag!
Husband: Silovacu te!
by mrtav.Beton>Kanta_za-kurac January 5, 2024
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te hago miss

a play on words, meaning, "te extraño", or "I miss you".
(Spanglish)
Te hago miss, pero tu a mi no.
by rolisss January 12, 2024
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te blood

A statement used to express happiness, especially when good vibrations are in your environment.
izaiah: bro this spliff slaps g im soo fried.
kiyron: te blooddddd!
by Jaqzhino January 29, 2024
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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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