telekinises

A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

by Tomas Leonardo July 30, 2008

cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

telekineticanizer

a person or thing that has the seeming ability to control other animals / objects,

also see 'tel' (abv.)

I swear that TV is a telekineticanizer
or
I swear that TV is a tel!
or
He must of had some tel to pull that off!

by relelahlw December 23, 2004

teneria

A girl with the name of Teneria, is a girl who talks a lot of shit but, will get her ass beat .Usually a black girl's name, because it is so rachet.(Not being racist)Teneria's are usually fake friends and they will always have a on and off relationship with others.A Teneria just loves boys she can't get enough of them but they don't love her.Teneria's are just not pretty they are usually skinny.To sum it up don't be friends with Teneria.

Boy #1:Teneria is always on and off with Amanda, one day they are friends then talk about each other behind their back.

Boy #2:I know right!

by Amanda Beamer June 17, 2017

Telekinetic

The Telekinetics are a class of psions who specialize in seeing or hearing thoughts. The Telekinetics are often used as spies, for they can caually listen to any conversation or thought anywhere, anytime.

The Telekinetic hears thoughts and sees lies.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

Teleiophilia

A young child who is mentally and or sexually attracted to minors

Lola is a teleiophiliac cause she can’t get any guys her age

by Quanda1e ding1ton May 14, 2022

Teleiophilia

A young child who is mentally and or sexually attracted to minors

Lola is a teleiophiliac cause she can’t get any guys her age

by Quanda1e ding1ton May 14, 2022