A real life spell one can cast, which teleports all current contents of a rectum directly into the nearest toilet, useful when a subject doesn't want to leave their gaming station. Castable on self or other. Note: Spell does not flush target toilet, which still requires manual intervention.
Grog was locked in a boss battle for what seemed like hours, so he cast a real-life Teleshart spell for instant relief. Ahhhhh.
by continuousorgs August 14, 2023
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Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
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When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 12, 2024
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While binge-watching a historical series, I couldn't help but wonder if I was absorbing genuine history or merely succumbing to the allure of telehistory.
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Get the telewhoretation mug.She is the coolest person to be around she very pretty has style always on go family oriented and she loves to do bullshit 😭.
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Teveah is mean
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