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Technical Virgin

A man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of sexual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise sexually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or buttocks.
Dude: I totally got my rocks off with Stacy last night.

Girl: But isn't Stacy a virgin?

Dude: Correction, she's a Technical Virgin, she's been giving blowjobs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my ass when i was done.
by thebiglebowski007 October 23, 2011
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Technion

AKA Technodrome-IL, An underground facility where the Israeli secret service trains geek test tube babies to become deadly mercenaries.
Welcome to the Technion, Technodrome-IL. You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave!
by ey51 July 21, 2004
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technicolor wolves

a band from Palm Desert california. They specialize in Stop Motion Indie Funk and rock the hell out of the desert.
by Purple Tech October 21, 2008
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
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Technicolor Yawn

A glorified way of saying the word vomit.
Can I stay home from school today? I'm so sick that my Technicolor Yawn is covering the toilet seat.
by Jimmy Ray September 15, 2005
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technical tajiki

a person who talks using definitions straight from a book, or talks in a way which no one understands (aka SAT vocab).
Bryan- Ali can you pass me the sugar please?
Ali- Technically, it's monoglucose straight from centrioles in the chloroplasts of a plant.
Bryan- Pass me the fucking sugar Technical Tajiki.
Ali- Here's the monoglucose.
by byang December 28, 2008
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Technically Single

The transitory status between being single and being in a vaguely serious/committing relationship. Used either to justify a casual lay, or to avoid it.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.
Example 1:
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".

Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"
by LucaS79 July 10, 2014
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