storm in a teacup

when two people are having anal sex and right before ejaculation you pull out so the cum gets all over the asshole then you lick it out.

I had a storm in a teacup with your mom last night.

by dalton vodden November 16, 2007

teaneck

Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.

"Patrzeć na ów teaneck"
Translation: Look at that penis

by Alex May 13, 2005

spinning teacups

A spinning ride at Disney World, complete with high walls and 2 seats per teacup.
also: a great place to have all kinds of fun sex with your significant other.

"Did you see Kat and Allistarae at night of Joy getting it on on the spinning teacups?"
"I'll spin your teacup.."

by kinda kinky May 9, 2005

tiny storm in your teacup

Another term used for a female orgasam

"A tiny storm in your teacup girl." By the Red Hot Chili Peppers

by mincona January 2, 2008

teanus

noun: universal definition of hot girls; originally derived from the ancient high activity of hunting for fellow girls with amazing asses (see 'anus'); has evolved, through maturity to represent hot girls of all ages, sexes, races, religions and political views with wom you want to engage in anal pleasures with; the combination of the word teanus and its' surrounding are grouped together to describe the teanus of that locale

"Damn! There is some fine teanus at this party."

"Yo, I'm going to Barcelona this summer! I can't wait to smack some Barcelanus."

"Darren's new girl friend is tenusrific."

by Greej April 3, 2009

tanuck

prostitue, ho, eunuch

Eyyy, tanuck, i want to take you to the car wash.

by shyam December 10, 2008

Teacup rat

One of those dogs like a chihuahua or pomeranian. When you hear it yap, you want to feed it to your larger dog. Teacup rats are usually spoiled.

Our teacup rat is yapping again.

by eldiablo247 August 6, 2011