turtle tamer

They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?

The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

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Soul taker

A woman who gives really good oral

I got some head by a soul taker last night

by Dead body February 26, 2020

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Risk taker

Braving the unpredictability of Auckland traffic on a quarter tank of gas.

I'm a risk taker

by anaru July 8, 2014

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Tamer

A small child who has the mental capacity of a retarded giraffe. He also get mad over any thing including talking about he old facebook profile from 2015 (facebook.com/tamer.shoukri)

Guy 1: Tamer is soo gay and a fag
Tamer: Shut up bro you are soo gay

by Snicker Bread February 18, 2020

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Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

by anonymous March 8, 2005

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Non-Shit-Taker

Self explanitory. See also, badass.

Julie, being the incompetent worker she is, had unfinished assignments from her shift and began to leave when Bill, a non-shit-taker who works the next shift, sees her and says "Bitch! you take care of your shit before you leave and you will take care of mine today for trying to leave." He simply got the job done in a friendly business like manner.

by Andrrew July 31, 2006

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