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Task

n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.
Guy 1: Wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?

Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy

Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.
by TCU June 10, 2011
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Tassami

A man dispensing coffee that was made with a popular coffee maker into a lady's a-hole And consequently drinking the anul expelled liquid aftermath.
After he drank my Tassami we had crumpets and tea.
by PerfectWeirdo September 30, 2018
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TASIS

A school filled with privileged tories.
Ew is that a privileged torie? They probably go to TASIS.
by Muppet_lover07’ December 16, 2020
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tanksexual

its when vala has a crush on tank
Your always horny!!
Vala: no im tanksexual 😎
omg so swaggy lets fuck ><
by butterfliez June 13, 2021
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multit-tasker

An individual who, while engaged in foreplay, has the ability to give focused attention to more than one breast at a time.
Oh yeah, the sex was fantastic. He's quite the multit-tasker.
by Tee-bag July 4, 2008
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Aunty talks

The act of gossiping to one another about a range of topics, mostly talking shit. Taken from brown people parties where all the old ladies sit around gossiping about the people on the woman dance floor.
Brandon: Ayo Hamza reach skype i needa have some aunty talks
Hamza: ight bro whats good
Brandon: This bitch left 14 messages, that shit cray!
by Bramza Nabnanan February 9, 2012
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Tasko

OMG that guy is so hot he is such Tasko.
Oh look Wendy, there is a Tasko!
Obviously Europe is where you will find the most Taskos!
You are not hot enough to be a Tasko.
by Macia February 22, 2009
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