titty tampon

The circle pads that a women who is pregnant has to start using when she begins to lactate a.k.a titty tamps

Jenny's tits where leaking so she had to purchase some titty tampons

by Shaun M November 16, 2006

Bloody Tampon

Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag

Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Bartender: ok
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)

by [-:.Andrew W.E.:-] February 10, 2010

Global Tampon

A country filled with liberals that heal countless bleeding hearts with wide open arms.

Global tampon is America after 1-20-2008

by fuckobama January 20, 2009

tampon

a tampon is a guy who "only gets stuck up bitches"

A: man justin is always getting harassed by his girlfriend, and it's the same with each one!
B: of course, he's a tampon.
A: a tampon, how so?
B: he only gets stuck up bitches.

by The New Jesus August 14, 2009

Algonquin Tampon

While out in nature when a woman is having her period and is out of tampons, she than finds the most SPONGE like pinecone and proceeds to use it as a Tampon.

Mary: Her Courtney do you have an extra tampon?
Courtney: NO, i'm not on the rag this week, but why dont you just rock the "Algonquin Tampon?"
Mary: Oh! Silly me, I can't believe I forgot about the Algonquin Tampon haha! I normally look forward to them when I go camping!

by ChocolateEmu September 11, 2010

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 3, 2004

tampon box

a box very handy in hiding sweedish fish so no one wiil find them.

car:sneak some sweedish fish in.
ash:how?
car:stick em in your tampon box they'll never look.

by carrollyn May 1, 2008