human tampon

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

by A.S Davis May 18, 2009

crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.

"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."

by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016

Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.

Tameem is a Tampon baby!

by Jijovo September 16, 2022

Tampon snapback

When you're banging a girl from in the ass and the reach behind and sling a tampon to your buddy.

I hit my buddy with tampon snapback and it hit him in the face. Looked like war paint.

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.

“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.

Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.

by kidfixie June 1, 2018

jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022