human tampon

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

by A.S Davis May 18, 2009

tampon princess

Slutty girl who males a big deal when she's on her period

O heather is such a Tampon Princess

by nnuus February 10, 2019

Nose tampon

When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.

Guy 1: Omg I'm so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
Guy 2: Make a nose tampon.

by gabriellebrok November 24, 2016

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

Barbie tampons

Filter tips for smoking

Got any barbie tampons

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Leather Tampon

1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.

Leather Tampon put out a trailer for a new set of skits, but they split up before it was finished.

by Hellz Wind Staffer December 20, 2020

crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.

"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."

by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016