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Tactical Potato

A person of lesser height who uses fits of verbal disarray to tactically redirect the conversation from their height insecurities. It should be noted that these verbal fits more often than not are ineffective hence the status of being a potato.
I called Bobs chihuahua a little cutie and he started barking at me..

Ah ignore him he's just being a tactical potato
by duine ard February 12, 2021
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Tactical SI

~Pronounced~
Tac-tic-al -ess-eye

SI is short for 'sick'

If you are tactically sick, you are sick on purpose.

This act was common with the Romans, where they ate a meal, and then threw-up, in order to eat more food.

Nowadays this act is more common in drinking games, where someone is sick to allow more alcohol consumption.
"I needed to Tactical SI to finish that last round up"
by Steven Garfirth October 16, 2008
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Tactical Pause

A sexual encounter with anyone in the security or law enforcement community.

Common in places like Baghdad or Kabul where there are numerous security contractors, it occurs most often in the afternoon when a much needed break is needed from the office.

Afternoon quickie. Can occur with a partner or on one's own.
It's 1500, time for a tactical pause
by plcrd10 October 13, 2010
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Tactical Fag

AKA : TF

A group of people tactically reply with fag to a facebook comment that is worthy of a "fagging" or for the lolz.
Tactical fag

person 1 status says: i love kittens.

person 2 comment: FAG
person 3 comment: FAG
person 4 comment: FAG
person 5 comment: FAG
person 6 comment: FAG
person 7 comment: FAG
person 8 comment: FAG
by carter sore ass rex January 12, 2011
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tactical chunder

I, like, stuck my fingers down my throat and induced a tactical chunder. Now I'll totally reach my target dress size of 0.
by JeckJeck December 11, 2011
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Tactical Nihilism

An intellectually dishonest and cowardly way to evade criticism of an extreme viewpoint by declaring that all morals/values/ethics are meaningless, but then proceed to support another extreme viewpoint using morals/values/ethics.
A: Do you realize that eugenics and measuring an individual’s worth by cognition would result in something as appaling as the Third Reich’s eugenic programs?
B: Who gives a fuck about morality, it’s not like it has any meaning to our existence anyways.
A: But hold on, didn’t you say that extrajudicial killings of drug users are justified because they are a detriment to “societal progress” and “the family”?
B: LISTEN YOU FUCKING CUCK, DO YOU WANT TO FLUSH DOWN ALL OF YOUR HERITAGE DOWN THE TOILET BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE FOR CULTURAL MARXISM FUCKIN SJW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE OF MY SUPERIOR HIGH IQ GENES!!!!
And that folks, is what Tactical Nihilism looks like.
by lukashenho_ July 19, 2018
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Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.
'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'
by Batman3935 February 20, 2012
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