Tug McGrawed

When a woman is knocked up by a professional athlete on a road trip

Maybe it is his kid. He could have Tug McGrawed her on his last road trip to Dallas.

by THE GILDED LADY June 15, 2018

Friar Tug

When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck

I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!

by Skrapy8 October 03, 2021

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when something makes you so mad you aggressively tug at your private parts. (Climaxing is optional)

“Bro my mom made me so mad that I sat in the corner of my room and gave myself a rough tug until I started to bleed”

by April 03, 2021

Amish tug

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture

The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.

by Mattj March 02, 2015

Furd Tug

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult

Why you bein a furd tug?

by Furd Turgeson April 19, 2011

Furd tug

To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.

Bro, look at that Furd tug

by Baby Derfs Alot April 18, 2011

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 02, 2011