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Threadit

When you find a bomb post to put on Threads.
Yo bro you should totally Threadit.

You been Threaditting bro?
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Threadophile

A person who uses the Threads app from Instagram.
Goodmorning my fellow threadophile!
by The Paramount July 11, 2023
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Threadbare

Threadbare
When people create a profile on the THREADS app, but leave it blank. No photos. No posts. No threads. You wonder if they're a bot, an imposter, just tired of too many social media apps to bother anymore.
"This profile is threadbare, man ... WTF?"
by ThirdEyePhoto July 14, 2023
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Post/Thread N00B

When someone lacks the kinda intelligence needed to add a clever or relevant comment to a thread or post and decides to post what number they are on the thread/post. Therefore angering the others that post which starts a highly irrelevant argument or arguments on said post/thread.
POST/THREAD: Today Jesus came back and his welcome home party went a little overboard. Due to the entire world having a slight...okay a MAJOR hangover from all the oceans being turned to wine. All international developments and what-not have been postponed...excluding the following manufacturing companies: Tylenol, Advil, Bayer...etc.

Posted 3 minutes ago:

Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!

John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!

Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.

George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.

Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said
by ENZL3Y November 10, 2009
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sweater thread

Something better left alone where one thing leads to another resulting in disaster, like the thread of a sweater that when pulled unravels the whole garment.
That whole relationship was a sweater thread.

Don't go there. That is one sweater thread you do not want to pick at.
by Ambergris August 31, 2013
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Common Thread Collective

Helping Entrupenures Achieve Their Dreams
I got my start at Common Thread Collective1
by Common Thread Collective June 3, 2018
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Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.
My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her
by Crossthread August 4, 2023
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