Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 3, 2016

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

Oxygen thief

A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.

A thicko.

A cretin.

A moron.

"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"

by Spaz hand August 27, 2018

Pencil Thief

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019

Nitro Thief

1. Someone who takes Discord Nitro drops when they already have 14 months worth.

2. Bea

Stop it, get some help Nitro Thief.

by LeilaNoxid March 11, 2021

The Thief and the Cobbler

An animated movie by Richard Williams (the guy who did the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He spent nearly 30 years on it only for it to be stolen from him and butchered by the completion bond company.

The Recobbled Cut of The Thief and the Cobbler rules.

by Dominicmgm July 31, 2021

Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023