Turtle Pope

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022

green pope

Someone who doesn't shut up about Esperanto (the esperanto flag is green).

A: "did you know in Espera..."
B:"STOP BEING SUCH A GREEN POPE"

by anonymous December 3, 2016

Pope Tap

When a guy taps his erected penis on a woman’s forehead. Often as a pre-lim to a blow-job.

I pope tapped that bitch and then she blew me.

by AsuBulldog July 1, 2022

Pope Thief

One that enables rescue techniques using llemutee's to save whatever pope is currently in office and intends to place them in a home for the elderly so he can get lots of old woman ass.

Sami: We're supposed to be in Vatican City saving the Pope today!
David: I'm sorry, but I have to take this test rather than be a Pope Thief today.

by SamiSmile January 29, 2007

t-pope

When a guy is so extremely hard, his penis is standing straight up, looking like a t with his "hat" being the tip of the penis and his balls being the cross of the t.

Chloe: That guy was so turned on he probably had a t-pope.

by t-pope4life June 4, 2023

Pope-a-reeka

Alternative term for potpourri.

Pope-a-reeka is used to clear up the smell of sex after having sex on your roommate's couch. It does however do nothing for the stains.

by Swipa August 15, 2012

popes milk

sperm / cum

mate i covered my rainbowdash in the popes milk last night

by Squwilliam June 4, 2023