Media ADD

The act of having so many tabs open containing YouTube, SoundCloud, and ZippyShare links that very little of it ever actually gets listened to

Oh man, last night I went on a music downloading spree and before I knew it, I had 15 open tabs in my web browser bogging down my machine. Total Media ADD man.

by kneuma September 24, 2013

media pawn

Someone who is being manipulated by the media or the news that spews out lies and misinformation.

Hannah was a media pawn for a while until she woke up!

by Type2GenomeManiac March 13, 2019

Brainstream Media

Brainstream Media defines the general worldwide media that's using subliminal messaging, NLP, false narratives and pre-written texts in order to corral you to believe a story that isn't (entirely) true. Often times, you'll find that they dispel information, not by tackling the accusation head on, but by talking "around" it and not actually demonstration a real case. It's a dangerous but convincing method of convincing the general population of something being true (or untrue) when in fact, it's incorrect.

The Brainstream media is reporting that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain all committed suicide.

by MamaBear13 June 9, 2020

Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.

Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.

by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013

media cold

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."

by bigMc May 7, 2005

media condom

Comic stars get protected from bodily harm when the cameras are rolling.

Triumph got covered by a media condom when he said "you will die alone!"

by klar October 17, 2008

Media Whore

Also see: Paris Hilton.

Since she is filthy rich by birth, Paris Hilton seeks international overexposure to prove her self-worth.

by Erica, @1979 November 28, 2004