The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.
by dizzy spins November 19, 2009
Get the restaurant Englishmug. 
when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.
by thee english tugger June 20, 2011
Get the English Tugmug. A certain dialect of the English language in which Japanese voice actors try to speak English. It's hilarious.
by Scotty_K January 6, 2020
Get the anime englishmug. I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 20, 2018
Get the English Handshakemug. Jim: If only that was possible.
Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.
Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!
Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.
Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!
by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010
Get the English Ownedmug. A type of English, per say, southern California natives use consisting of the words "like", "totally", "so", "ya know", "freakin'", “um”, and "oh my gosh/god/goodness"; the sentences we speak are usually seemingly run-on and often extremely exaggerated for effect. These words are typically accompanied with a hair flip for girls. We pretty much live up to our stereotypes, but that’s okay because Californians are rad <3
girl 1: oh. my. god. did you see that girl with like her fake hair extensions?
girl 2: yeah, oh my gosh, it's soooooooooooo freakin' ugly, like ew, gross, who would ever do that?
girl 1: I know right?! Let’s just go I can’t like handle this anymore
girl 2: yeah, let’s
*simultaneous hair flip from both girls*
^and that, my dears, is californian english
girl 2: yeah, oh my gosh, it's soooooooooooo freakin' ugly, like ew, gross, who would ever do that?
girl 1: I know right?! Let’s just go I can’t like handle this anymore
girl 2: yeah, let’s
*simultaneous hair flip from both girls*
^and that, my dears, is californian english
by WEST COAST BEST COAST (SOCAL) March 4, 2014
Get the californian englishmug.