Diana-tan

The Queen of bakaza and nee-chan of a cat 5 weeaboo. She runs a dominant Kingdom of being kawaii and anime, and she keeps exotic pets in her castle.

Diana-tan rules bakaza. Diana-tan rules the world.

by drutters September 23, 2016

Spray Tan

When you fart on somebody and a spray of poo turns their skin brown.

Last night I ripped a diarrhea fart on my girlfriend and gave her a sweet spray tan on her boob!

by Troob March 4, 2009

Tan Tran

To be touched or punched unexpectedly by someone.

Guy 1: *punch an asian nerd*
Guy 2: Ahahaha, you got Tan Tran!
Asian Nerd: N-no, you punched my Dark Magician. *gay FOB sound*

by Rocklee March 24, 2007

Homeless Tan

The allure tone of skin that is only unique to homeless people, construction workers, state workers, or people who work outside all day every day without bathing.

Desmond, that motherfucker from Weatherford had the worst homeless tan I've ever seen!

by stm in texas May 22, 2011

tan boob

a young female that exhibits any two or more of the following characteristics: has a wardrobe mainly comprised of hollister or a&f; shows noticeable petechial hemmorhaging of the hard palate; has a perpetual tan year round; usually dates other tan balls; over uses the expression "that's hot"

Allison, true to her tan boob qualities, decided to go with the burnt sienna halter top over the pink camisole since it matched her melanoma perfectly.

by euna April 26, 2006

Nagasaki tan

A sunbed induced glow of such ferocity that it appears that one was present at the detonation of an atom bomb, e.g. one sported by Judith Chalmers, Des O'Conner, Jodie Marsh.

by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

tanned as a badger

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008