human tampon

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

by A.S Davis May 18, 2009

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

Tampon baby

The result of the father wanking and busting on the mother's tampon.

Tameem is a Tampon baby!

by Jijovo September 16, 2022

Barbie tampons

Filter tips for smoking

Got any barbie tampons

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Leather Tampon

1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.

Leather Tampon put out a trailer for a new set of skits, but they split up before it was finished.

by Hellz Wind Staffer December 20, 2020

Nose tampon

When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.

Guy 1: Omg I'm so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
Guy 2: Make a nose tampon.

by gabriellebrok November 24, 2016

Drama Tampon

Adjective.

A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.

See: dramadrama queen

Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.

by Come on Fwqwhgads September 8, 2016