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I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)
Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today
by T. Thunda January 10, 2015
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taco bell joke

A widely popular and overused joke.
So named due to the long-standing and overused joke about eating taco bell and having diarrhea, the taco bell joke has become a staple of every uncreative comedian everywhere.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.

Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.

Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 6, 2018
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Taco Bell Challenge

Two challengers face each other head-to-head in an event in which they have to consume as many packets of Taco Bell Fire Sauce as they possibly can. Once the challenge starts, contestants are not allowed to drink/eat anything. Anything done to cool the mouth down is considered illegal. The person who consumes the most packets is the winner.
by b'sinmya April 16, 2006
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taco bell

cure for a bad case of the munchies
by mmm453654 October 23, 2009
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taco bell

A place where they lie to you saying that it's mexican food, well it doesn't, these are crunchy tortillas with chilly, the normal taco are with other kind of meats (and even other tortillas... at last everyone is crazy) and are NOT crunchy tortillas the crunchy tortillas are called tostadas (like toasts, but these are made of tortillas, not bread)

oh! btw, the quesadillas doesn't have chease!!!
-Hey man, i want some tacos
-do you want some real tacos, or false tacos
-hum... false would be okay!
-Lets go to taco bell!
by Sheishop August 14, 2007
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Taco Bell

They didn't pony up to Taco Bell and now their phone's disconnected.
by Kuerno May 30, 2008
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taco bell challenge

A true challenge indeed. Over the span of 3 months, consume nothing but Taco Bell, and Diet Soda. No other beverage or food is allowed. This includes alcohol, as alcohol may help to ease the pain of this process. If the challenger dies anytime during the 3 months, challenge is over, and deemed a failure. Any lapse resulting in a coma will also end the challenge, and the challenge must begin again from day 1 should the challenger decide to resume, but only after challenger comes out of said coma.

It is said that completion of this challenge can lead to excessive weight loss. This is, however, a myth.
Bill -- "Hey man, did you see that weird cloud over by Jim's house?"
Roger -- "Yeah, Jim is taking the Taco Bell Challenge, he just finished month 2, it's starting to get scary"
by Joel Spangler January 6, 2006
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