Dicktric System

The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.

I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.

I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

The System

The System refers to the high school and college work sharing system, where students help each other, do work for another student, or give them answers at no cost.

You put into the system by helping someone out, they put in by helping someone else out, and you take out in a different place.

This cycle allows students to do work in their strong suits and get answers to the work that they are not as comfortable with. In the end everyone is able to get their shit done successfully. ♻️

People try to screw the system by charging others for work or answers, but this only negatively affects the system. Screwing the system makes it so that there is not a steady flow of information and not as many people will benefit. If someone charges for their work, then everyone will want to charge and no one will benefit.

I put into the system by giving out math answers, I took out by getting history homework.

by Americairo May 1, 2021

missle defense system

A woman´s hips or ass. Anything that could potentially get near a man´s missle.

Kevin wants to know about his teacher´s missle defense system. We´re talking, curves, we´re talking Homeland Security, baby!

by Andrew from california August 6, 2008

unique against-the-system white girl syndrome

A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.

"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."

by Inumeration July 14, 2016

The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019

system of a down

a great band who have entered the mainstream and yes, have a lot of retarded fans. probaly gay teenage goths and posers or people who have only heard aerials, chop suey and toxicity, but the vocals simply cannot be beat and each member has great songwriting skills and a unique musical style

system of a down is brilliant

by GEORGE November 5, 2003

system of a down

Without a doubt, the best nu-metal band (and band in general) to ever grace foolish America with its music. Serj Tankian is trying to steer America off its path to destruction through his unbelievable (and true) lyrics, and the band's sounds are kick-ass besides!

I suddenly realized all of America's problems after I picked up that System of a Down CD.

by third_ech3lon January 29, 2005