country ass maple syrup

1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows

1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup

by erein September 4, 2004

moosechasing maple syrup sipper

A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.

Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!

by Will October 22, 2003

Tasting Like Syrup

its when you taste like ass and sperm

Your tasting like syrup

by gopo123456 March 13, 2010

Syrup Stirrup

When a man, angry with his relationship, pours syrup into in unfortunate significant other's ear, eventually drying and giving the man a sense of righteousness.

Jack: I'm so mad at Jessica, guess what I did??
Bob: What?

Jack: The syrup stirrup.
Bob: ....Dick.

by Cornchip01 February 21, 2015

Syrupean

A person (usually that of European decent) that enjoys syrup.

Jamie is a proud Syrupean.

by zizzlezazzle February 4, 2020

syrup girl

Another term for slut or whore

Dude did you hear about that syrup girl in the other class?

by Idontknownanamesohere April 19, 2020

Man Syrup Tap and Drop

The alternative to the Canadian Jackhammer in which the male does a handstand as the starting sexual position for 69, and as he reaches climax, his female (or male) partner sticks her (or his) finger into his anus and then knocks him down yelling "timber."

Listen ladies, if you really want a man to pay attention to you, then you've gotta try the Man Syrup Tap and Drop... one in the pink, then on the floor. Timber!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012