Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
by Swiss Army Penis February 07, 2015
A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.
My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".
by dan lourie June 27, 2006
A wife that does everything.
A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.
by Happy Afro December 30, 2008
When one has sex with his buddies sister in the butt and then procedes to wipe his penis on his sleeping buddies upper lip.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP September 20, 2010
As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson
by ferricoxide July 07, 2011