Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
by Swiss Army Penis February 07, 2015
A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.
My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".
by dan lourie June 27, 2006
A wife that does everything.
A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.
by Happy Afro December 30, 2008
As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson
by ferricoxide July 07, 2011
a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.
by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011