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Swiss Roll

When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.
Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.
by Poopyfinger December 2, 2015
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k swiss

n.K Swiss were originally tennis shoes now worn mostly for its appearance,especially the brands popular Luxury Editions.They are sometimes very discomforting in the back area of your foot when the wrong size is worn.They also easily get dirty if not taken care of.
girl:Do like my new white K Swiss?
girl's friend:There okay,but I had a pair and they hurt my foot a lot.They also got freakin dirty like one after I wore them!
by W.D. April 5, 2005
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Swiss Miss

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.
"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".
by BProfane June 2, 2009
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swipe juice

baby gravy, the white sauce, jizz bombs, sperm, cum, or as NSLC puts it, "an energy drink".
"Yo my swipe juice flooded that basement"

"Yummy, that swipe juice always hits the spot"

"OMFM! They should sell this shit in stores. Swipe juice is so much better than vag fluid."
by Brandon Holman August 15, 2006
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swiss army vagina

the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.
I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.
by Gonz!!! May 8, 2009
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Swish

English slang meaning 'good', often used to describe fashion.
''Toms looking swish today''

- ''yeah i'd give him one''
by Joyce. January 10, 2010
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swisher sweets

The type of cigar that lasts long enough for quick relief, but no too long so you're the only one smoking outside by yourself at a party. A good way to spend a spare $3 and have a nice, quiet, relaxing, refreshing, and tantalizing smoke. Comes in many flavors.
Hey, I'm going outside to smoke some swisher sweets.
by Hermie Greenleaf February 13, 2008
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