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swindlefuck

Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value.

Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it
Some swindlefuck just gave both of us a $200 fine for a fender bender that we had already sorted.

The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.

Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.

My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.

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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.
by faireOwl June 26, 2018
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Sward

Jimmy, Don't be a sward, Do what you're told.
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Sweird

When something is( so weird )strange or unbelievable,bizzare,weird. instead of saying that something is (so wierd) you can use (sweird)
You are sweird when your stoned .
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Sweird

When something is( so weird )strange or unbelievable,bizzare,weird. instead of saying that something is (so wierd) you can use (sweird)
You are sweird when your stoned .
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Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)
After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.
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Snird

A snotty nerd. Not as he’s a prick, but just he has a stuffy nose.
Ha! What a snird! His mucus is getting all over his science project!
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swindle

to dodge or juke someone in a game
i’m being chased, oh get swindled
by Horsey Horse Neigh July 17, 2019
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