swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 06, 2009

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Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 01, 2009

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Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.

A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*

by Mamma Luigi November 08, 2009

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Swine Roll

When you shit yourself and roll in it.

He was living on the edge, holding back those turds at work, then managed to do a swine roll at the gym doing Yoga.

by plopsicle August 21, 2015

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Swine Flu

A term coined in late 2008 by Seattle Hip-Hop producer, S.A.T., and popularized by an affiliated rap group. The term refers to being under surveillance by the police or DEA often relating to the trade of cocaine. The term originates from the source of the virus, swine, or pigs, slang for police. If one's traphouse is "infected" with swine flu, the first course of action suggested is to vaccinate, or in other words, kill the pigs.

Person A: "Ay im tryna cop an elbow"
S.A.T.: "Mayne I got that swine flu, meet me in the CD in 15 and keep it on the low"

by ByThePound September 22, 2009

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