by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.
by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014

A girl who really digs a mans sweater (pull-overs, cardigans, cashmere, wool). Similar to a “tire biter”. She is super attracted to him, equating his status and love-making skills with the type of sweater he wears.
Woman:
“Guuuuuuurl, did you see Paul in that tight merino wool sweater yesterday? Damn, he so fine. I want a piece of that.”
Woman’s friend:
“Dang, you’re a total and complete sweater-biter”
“Guuuuuuurl, did you see Paul in that tight merino wool sweater yesterday? Damn, he so fine. I want a piece of that.”
Woman’s friend:
“Dang, you’re a total and complete sweater-biter”
by #sweaterbiter September 21, 2019

AN AMAZING DUO KNOWN AS SCHLATT AND WILBUR SOOT, THE MOST AMAZING TWITCH STREAMERS. (Pls come back for the love of god.)
by Sweaterduolover69420 August 31, 2023

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

The otherworldly phenomenon that occurs when a girl wears a tight sweater that enhances the apparent size of her boobs.
by Funkfoam December 17, 2010

A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.
"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."
by Tuffcookie April 5, 2013
