Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.
by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018
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beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.
Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..
by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020
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sweater party

A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.
"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."
by Tuffcookie April 05, 2013
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Sweater Weather

Person 1: What's your favourite song?
Person 2: Sweater Weather
Person 1: Oh you're BI
Person 2: kill yourself
by asdawdwadwa October 31, 2022
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sweater weather

No I don't listen to girl in red, I like guys too, I listen to sweater weather.
by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021
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sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.
"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?
by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014
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Undone Sweater

A broken sweater, referring to Weezer's single, "Undone - The Sweater Song."
Phil: "Eh, how come u have one undone sweater?"
Derek: "My dog bit off the string and it made one big ass hole."
Phil: "Dam."
by Skittlez Pie December 07, 2016
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