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Jamie Lynn Spears

Naive dimwitted brat who was pregnant at 16 -- but still probably better prepared to be a parent than her older sister Britney.
Jamie Lynn Spears is a typical Disney slut but still young enough that swelling ego hasn't erased her reflex to fake being nice.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
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jamie lynn spears

Some sixteen year old pregnant hoe with some effed up sister named Britney Spears.
"Yo do you watch Zoe 101"
"Only since that bitch Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up!"
by JonahJonahBabe January 9, 2008
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SwearBear

A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.
My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.
by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007
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swear to dale

A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God.
I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!
by Goob September 4, 2004
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Swearwolf

"Swearwolf" n. A person who doesn't typically use profanity, who when drinking or when around others who curse often, transforms into a mouthed sailor.
Joe: "Woo party night boys, I fuckin love beer, this shit is the best"

Dave: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there Swearwolf, didn't you just come from a church function?"

Mike: "Yeah seriously Joe, you're being a total Swearwolf right now"
by DCPenguin September 25, 2010
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jake shears

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.
He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!
by Kylie S December 9, 2008
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Forum Sweats

A place where all the forum banned people hang out, plenty of weird people!
"Dude, you're not in Forum Sweats?"
"Of course not lmfao why would I ever join Forum Sweats"
by quaglet December 19, 2020
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