sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened January 7, 2008

Sweaty

The stereotypical sweaty wears baggy trousers or skate jeans with a hoody or t-shirt with their favourite band's name (e.g Green Day) or a brand (Etnies, DC, Quicksilver). These are usually worn with a pair of skate shoes or converse. However,chavs use the word sweaty as an insult to anybody who likes any guitar-based music, whether it be McFly or Slipknot.

The chav will say: "ewwww ya listenin 2 Busted, SWEATY!!!11"3265921 LOLZERZ!!1222378Onetwo"

by Natalie December 29, 2004

Sweaty Sack Syndrome (a.k.a. S. S. S)

When one genital sack is becomes sweaty and adjutated. this can result in a rash.

GUY:God Damn S. S. S.
GIRL:Ewww

by Stiffanie June 10, 2005

Sweaty

To be very upset about a situation.

I'm so sweaty about my team loosing today!

by thesuz November 13, 2014

Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009

sweaty gas tank

(Noun) Term coined in Houston Texas at the winter weekend BBQ. When about to engage in coitus with a Thai lady boy you reach down and slowly slide your finger into an inside out urethra. You then wipe your hands on a dirty rag

“Hey Greg, how hot was that Thai chick?”
“Man, that wasn’t a chick. I just got a sweaty gas tank”

by DDC ATL November 11, 2017

Sweaty Negron

A cocaine fuelled bowling shirt Cape wearing crossdressing anal hitman who sweets like a swimmer wet in a pool as he or she shits their pants and vomits all over the bathroom and leaves enough room to cut lines on the sink and snort around the vomit. One who has no self respect for the smell that rolls off their body and pollutes the environment. A true worshiper of black cock.
I cant believe you are acting like a sweaty Negron over an 8 ball.

You are acting like a sweaty Negron over my thumb in your ass

by Crissy Thumbs January 13, 2021